Written and directed by Mathew Vaughn is this prequel to Vaughn’s own Kingsman movies. Ralph Fiennes is The Earl of Oxford, who we meet in Boer War South Africa, representing the Red Cross and looking to put right the wrongs of the British army under Lord Kitchener (Charles Dance). However, it is here that Oxford and his son Conrad’s lives are changed forever. When we meet them 12 years later, Europe is on the edge of the first world war and, now grown, Conrad (Harris Dickinson) is desperate to serve his country much to his father’s displeasure. When Oxford is asked to go and chaperone Arch Duke Ferdinand, Conrad discovers his father and his faithful staff Polly (Gemma Arterton) and Shola (Djimon Hounsou) may have another way to serve King and Country. It is here they discover that a number of world events are being manipulated by influential people under the control of a shadowy leader “The Shepherd”. The task for Oxford is to find him and bring an end to the war.
Sound preposterous? You’re not wrong, it is complete nonsense from start to finish, problematic nonsense at that. It spends its time clumsily trivialising historical events to move forward a plot so ludicrous that by the end I didn’t care what happened, who it happened to or why.
Not everything fails miserably however, Gemma Arterton and Djimon Hounsou bring some fun and likeability to the cast. Rhys Ifans probably steals the scenes he’s in as Rasputin. There is also some subtlety to the 1st World War scenes in the trenches. And the final showdown manages a little humour. But its positives were certainly outweighed by the negatives.
The King’s Man with its ridiculous and uninteresting plot really didn’t work for me. A series that never needed a prequel and this proves that right, the only positive is maybe we won’t get the sequels it threatens. A film with very few redeeming qualities, I’ve done my best to warn you.